My favorite endorsement piece ever

The Inquirer made an anti-endorsement this weekend in the race for Supreme Court Justice, saying that readers should under no circumstances vote for Willis Berry, who is both unqualified and an apparent slumlord.

Do not vote for Berry under any circumstances. Not even if you should lose your balance in the voting booth, and the only way to break your fall would be to lean against the button next to Berry's name. Don't touch it.

It takes some saying, given Berry's top ballot position, and they made some good humor out of an unfortunate mission. (All the other choices are better; we'll give our preferences next week.)