Only the petty

This has to be the bonehead move of the year (12 months, that is, not 12 days): despite the fact that his office was already under federal scrutiny, a city hearings officer was caught fixing parking tickets in exchange for cash and concert passes. Lessee, reasons why this gives such amusement: (1) his boss was already being investigated, (2) this was such a petty gain, in light of the risk, (3) they were tickets to Prince and Phil Collins concerts. Dan at Philadelphia Will Do adds some more humor to the story...